Welcome back citizens of Middle-earth to the LOTR
Ugliest Orc Pageant
Once again, here is our host, Gandalf the White
Gandalf:
Dear viewers, we've enjoyed the Orc evening gown competition, and all our finalists have answered the special question "Why I'm interested in Middle-earth domination?"
and now the judges have turned in their final votes
But, before we announce our lucky winner, lets introduce once more our illustrious panel of judges:
Thranduil
Elven King of the Woodland Realm
and Tiara Connoisseur
Arwen
Fashion Icon and Royal Personage
Tim Gunn
Fashion Guru
Gollum
Riddle Master and Jewelry Collector
Thank you Judges!
I've been handed the judges final decision
The Ugliest Orc is
SHARKU
thanks to lotr.wikia.com
LOL with Tim Gunn as one of the judges I'm confident that after much caucusing the right decision was reached! The man has impeccable taste and I can just imagine him looking at an ugly orc disapprovingly and saying: Make It Work!
ReplyDeleteI adore Tim Gunn, he's my favorite part of Project Runway. He would know the finer points of what makes the best orc. Gollum, I'm not so sure :) :)
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